Republican 

1. Scientific evidence that American Indians had sexual intercourse with buffalo during the middle to late 19th Century. Since the buffalo has been hunted to near extinction, they now breed almost exclusively with their brothers and sisters.

2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.

They are commonly found in any of the following places:

a. Prison

b. Gay or redneck Bars

c. Mental Institutions

d. Trailer Parks

e. Country Music Concerts

f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows

g. Underneath Outhouses

h. Gun Shows

i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)

The first thing a Republican girl says after having sex for the first time is: "git off me pa, yor crushin' mah cigretts!"

Republican by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006

Republican 

-A person that thinks it is okay to run a nation based on a religion.
-A rich person trying to help himself
-fat
-Mainly from the south
-intolerant
-racist
-constantly scheming from an undisclosed location *cough* Cheney
-Usually doesn't know about the issues just is a republican cause there parents said the democrats are evil
-sways the masses with fanatical patriatism
-skilled at draft dodging
-Likes killing full grown people yet is opposed to taking a non-thinking embryo from a 14 year old's womb
-doesn't use the embryos we already have to try to save people
-Likes NASCAR
-Has an obbsession with the flag of the confederacy
-Likes going to war just to impress their fathers
-Likes giving tax cuts to the rich yet hates giving wellfare to the poor
-The only have 1 good republican, and that is Sen. John McCain
-Whine about how the democrats have all the media when the liberals only have on newspaper when the republicans have two T.V. channels
-Likes putting fully automatic weapons in the hands of the wrong people.

"lets go hit a republican!"

Republican by Luke Johnson, Iowan February 23, 2005

Gray Jellyfish Republican 

A member of the Republican Party who fails to support traditional conservative values in an attempt to appease his or her moderate-to-left constituents. A play on Yellow Dog Democrats, this term was chosen because gray represents neutrality and jellyfish are spineless. Coined by ar15.com user PBIR November 07, 2008

"There's no way that gray jellyfish Republican will support our 2nd Amendment rights, he's from a moderate sector of Florida."

Gray Jellyfish Republican by PBIR December 9, 2008

republican 

A closed minded fool that acts like a communist and stammers when he gives a speech. A person who relies on stupid ideas and advice to base his orders and actions on. Mainly George W. Bush.

George W. Bush is a prime example of a Republican, and of course his running mate dick chainy (dick). Most republicans are closed minded fools.

republican by Chakotay January 26, 2005

republican 

1. One who cuts taxes and spending and wonders why there isn't enough money or public services.

2. One who claims to preserve freedoms and then takes them away.

3. A member of a political party who has no compassion for those who are less fortunate.

4. One who attacks anyone who does not share their view.

5. A white Christian male with no understanding of other cultures.

Synonyms:
Hypocrite, Idiot, Bigot, Asshole, Racist

Republican: "We've cut taxes, now everyone who is white and Christian can prosper!"

(A year later)

Republican: "There's no money for public services and schools! Why is this happening?... This must be the democrats' fault!'

republican by Terminator256 September 1, 2010

republican 

Everyone who has described republicans in their definitions are a bunch of tards. The most of you are describing the GOP, a political ideology that is in no way a form of republicanism. True republicans like Thomas Jefferson and Abe Lincoln advocated states rights and the freedom of one's self over the inequalities of federalism and it's left wing control over a strict interpretation of the constitution. Republicans today exemplify only the ideals of the GOP because they do not understand the fundamental difference between the two. It was the republican party that fought against slavery and took on the progressive era with new laws that protected the consumer from falling victim to the free market.

Republicans would be republican if it weren't for the likes of Richard Nixon and the Bushes. Now we got a bunch of Goober Oligarchical Pussies (GOP) that advocates the destruction of rights for the entrenchment of security. Fuck them.

republican by WhiteGuy2009 March 13, 2010

republican 

a close-minded ass who only wants the rich to get richer.

republican by Anonymous August 15, 2006