put my face on

to apply make-up to the face. to get "dolled up."

I'm going to put my face on before the big party tonight.

by dumbpanda March 10, 2008

rode hard and put up wet

a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks

That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

by Winsi June 19, 2004

put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line

Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

by Nicholas D October 6, 2003

put that in your pipe and smoke it

"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."

"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

by AbnomalBoy May 17, 2004

shit did you put the bong away?

An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.

J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck

by Madmooseman April 4, 2009

Stay put

Keep calm, don't kill anybody and wait.

Inside Quentin Tarentino Reservoir dogs, Harvey Keitel (Mr. White) and Steve Buscemi (Mr. Pink) are speaking together, waiting for their robbery fellows:

- We're gonna stick around and we're gonna wait.
- What for? The cops?
- No. Nice Guy Eddie.
- Nice Guy Eddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane halfway to Costa Rica?
- Because I spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here.
- You talked to Nice Guy Eddie? Why didn't you say that in the first place?
- 'Cause you never asked me.
- Hardy-fuckin'-har.
- What'd he say?
- He said stay put.

by smonff March 18, 2012

Put the Frosted Cheerios down

A phrase used to tell someone to stop being crazy, annonying, or hyperactive.

Chis, put the Frosted Cheerios down.

by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009