muddle puddle poo

a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness

mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*

by drewamoo March 16, 2004

cuddle puddle

A shot of cum released during or after the act of cuddling.

Billy left a cuddle puddle in Suzy's parents bed

by brock star May 3, 2005

puddle

if stepped in, means you have had sex. If not wearing a boot and getting ur foot wet would mean to not wear a condom and got pregnet

I stepped in a puddle yesterday

by Lucy double L March 15, 2007

Puddle Guts

The name of the person that recieves your cumshot on their stomach

Her name is puddle guts cos when I was fucking her hard, I pulled out, and blew on her guts

by Shamous69 June 15, 2005

puddled

puddled - though more common words are used to describe the act of sex. this one raises an eyebrow or two. You may use this word when trying to confuse someone, or insult someone larger then you, for they may not know immediatly that you are deserving a beating.

1. I puddled your mom...
2. Allen, I puddled your mom.
3. guess what I did last night...I puddled your face.

by tequilaeric May 22, 2007

puddle pirate

-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'

-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.

Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.

by richie sims March 18, 2008

Puddley

Due to unseasonably warm weather, the snow suddenly melts resulting in huge puddles everywhere!

OMG! Can you believe how mf puddley it is?! We just had a blizzard last week!

by MissMinty March 5, 2011