Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.

Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020

Kinky Pooh

The act of licking honey off of a sexual partner’s nipples while wearing no pants and a red shirt

“So she really likes Disney, huh?”
“Dude, she likes it so much she made me do the kinky Pooh last night.”

by Tim’s Tool Man September 16, 2020

Pushing Pooh

Named after pushing P Pushing P means you're about that life no matter what and you're about that Ski Mask life

Pushing Pooh Cuzzo

Aye man you ain't Pushing Pooh
Wym?
You a bitch ass nigga who ain't about that Pooh life

by Ppai March 17, 2022

wool pooh

A bitch that is a bear and it is nasty sassy boy named poo and he was a shit person

The wool pooh caught Kenny

by Big motherfucker April 27, 2022

Cooch Pooch

Cervix and Uterus area.

She got kicked in the cooch pooch!

by Silairam June 12, 2023

Cigarring a Pooh

Cigarring a Pooh is When you're running late and have to clench to literally cut your pooh short...like you would a cigar.

*Txt Msg* - "Jon, Where are you? flights' in ten minutes!"
Jon - "Oh SHIT! sorry , Cigarring a Pooh as we speak!"

by Tanka18 April 28, 2016

Fucked the Pooch

To make an unforgivable, or unforgettable, mistake; A total dealbreaker.

John: Hey! Wanna' come over tonight?

Anne: No.

John: What do you mean, no?!

Anne: I saw your texts to Jane. You fucked the pooch. You're dead to me.

Anne: Talley still hasn't paid me my money. Guess I'll have to call my lawyer.

John: Yeah, the dude really fucked the pooch on that deal.

Anne: I didn't mean to overdraft our account!

John: Well, ya' did. You've fucked the pooch this time, Anne.

by Cheerio33 October 3, 2019