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Used in a situation where some may normally call another a Pussy - however this is used more to insult someone who is foolish, lazy, incompetent, or stupid... whereas "Pussy" would be used more for someone who is hesitant, scared, or afraid.

A Poothy has trouble succeeding in life because they do not have the balls and/or brains to do so.

This can also be said affectionately between friends, kind of like Dubba.
Andrew: "Yo Rafi, brinski, your brother Aref called and said he needs a ride, his Jimmy is dead"
Rafi: "I thought he said he fixed it"
Andrew: "He tried, but I guess he's a Poothy"

Umling: "Hey Nick, where ya goin?"
Nick: "I'm done with football man, I quit"
Umling: "Poothy!"

Andrew: "Yo Will, did you fix those reports yet"
Will: "Not yet man I've been super busy"
Andrew: "You Poothy, Skinner's going to kill you."
Poothy by Fasulo June 11, 2018
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Root Pooty 

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?
Root Pooty by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021
Related Words
Poothy • pooty • pootytang • poochy • pooth • Pooshy • Pootay • pootsy • Pooty-Doo • pooty-poo
Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages
Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.
Pootay by Bald Boy September 12, 2019
The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about insane subjects.
"Man, the PootyCrew is tryin to sell them old folks chrome wheelchair rims in 60's chat again."
pootycrew by pc1 March 30, 2005

Shoplift the Pooty 

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.
Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.
Shoplift the Pooty by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

Pooty Crew 

The first ever "chat crew" on internet voice chat. Founded in 1998 by pootycrew1 and pooty_master_69. Many other chat crews formed after the founding of the Pooty Crew and there were even crew "wars" from 2000-2003. A group of people united for a similar purpose in a chat room, usually talking about humerous subjects.
"Man, the Pooty Crew is at it again in the 20's chat room."
Pooty Crew by Mark G March 30, 2005
A term popularized by That Toy Guy to describe when a Transformers toy has the ability to poke its head out while it's in its alternate mode, be it as a jokey toy thing or a thing they can do by design, such as with X-Brawn/Wildride from RiD 2001 and Scourge from G1.
Did you know that the Kingdom Tigatron toy can do a goofy pooth by having it poke its head out in his tiger mode?
Oh, shit! That IS kinda funny.
Pooth by MillerMeister November 30, 2022
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