Poloing

Living a positive, successful and flashy lifestyle.

Some people been Poloing and carefree for 20 yrs and some been struggling and stressed.

by atldallas May 25, 2014

Pollinated

The act of having sex with a woman for the express purpose of getting her pregnant; Impregnating a woman

I hear James pollinated that chick from accounting last night

by sillyjester December 22, 2014

Poodling

When you doodle while pooping.

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.

by PapaDaPussy April 9, 2015

Poodini

When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.

"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"

by Goatl0ver September 11, 2015

pooinschoolitis

A fear of taking a shit at school

Derek: fancy a game of battleshits?
John: nah mate, I've got pooinschoolitis

by Jatropha November 15, 2015

Poogint

A terrible smell that is more than capable of causing ones self to headbutt the sharp corner of a coffee table, in order to get relief from the toxic fumes.

The poogint gases seeping from Hilary Clinton's butt cheeks killed many of the small animals in the nearby woodlands.

by Dr. SeaMonkey July 26, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016