myspace pimp

When a man or women creates two individual myspace's. One myspace for his/her boy/girlfriend to see, the other for girls/boys to talk to.

Man Mikey, has your girlfriend found out that you are a myspace pimp?

by LRx November 28, 2007

e-pimp

A man that runs one or more cybersex hos.

With 100 or so bitches on webcams he's a supreme e-pimp.

by Andre7000 April 23, 2006

Mississippi Pimp

A Mississippi Pimp is a pimp(usually male, but on occasion female)that dresses flashy. Usually seen with diamond goblets and a pimped out ride. Called a Mississippi Pimp b/c anytime they are dissed they will pull out a striaght razor in a heartbeat to cut somebody.

Money Mike from Friday After Next

by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004

pimp sled

The method of transportation for a pimp. Generally a Cadillac or other large automobile with rims 20 inches in diameter or larger, brightly colored metal flake paint, plenty of fur, curb feelers, those mexican dingle balls, and often "3 Wheel Motion".

Damn, check out that pimp sled. Where? Over there, on the corner, by those hos.

by Tobeuss April 11, 2003

pimp master flex

one cool dude

that guy is pimp master flex

by andrew June 7, 2003

Pimp kiss

licking someone across their face

like rick james did to that girl in that chapelles show episode

by big robert November 23, 2004

Conservative Pimp

Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.

My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.

My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.

A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.

by ConservativePimp101 August 8, 2009