Palinity

The tendency to act cutesy and folksy when you have absolutely no clue what you are being asked about. Named for a vice presidential candidate.

Man, that girl was cute, but clueless at the interview - total palinity!

by G-Bay January 19, 2009

palinista

A palinista is a severe loyalist who still supports the failed 2008 VP candidate, denying all evidence and logic that she was a complete fool and humiliating disaster. They are mostly evangelical supporters of creationism and refuse all proven scientific knowledge. Their philosophy is "Don't confuse me with the facts, my mind is already made up".

When my father parroted the FOX Noise line that Grandpa John hit a home run in the selection of the VP for the 2008 republican presidential election, I told him that he hit a weak grounder right to the first baseman, and he refused to talk to me for a month. He will be a palinista until the day he dies.

by bullet88 August 2, 2009

Sarah Palin

John McBush's mind-bogglingly stupid VP running mate cynically chosen by Republican pollsters to attract angry Hillary Clintonites for no other reason than she also has a vagina.

CNN Interviewer: "Governor Palin, can you point out Iraq for us on a map?" Sarah Palin: "What's a map?"

by William Ayres January 20, 2009

Sarah Palin

Glen Beck's nazi sister. she believes her 'drill, baby, drill' slogan is still the best oil drilling policy for america, despite the recent catastrophe in the gulf of mexico. like fox news, she also believes she's 'fair and balanced,' which may be the biggest political farce of this decade.

I'm an environmentalist, not another Sarah Palin republican.

by betherz May 14, 2010

Sarah Palin

A woman who makes speeches by throwing darts at words on a dartboard, has the brainpower of a chipmunk, and presumably eats babies

Sarah Palin is stupider than the moose she hunts.

by Cookie munster March 4, 2010

palinful

when one attempts to have some form of intelligence by writing notes on one's hand (to avoid a teleprompter), but it is all in vain, as their mind is not capable of such thought, and their head starts to hurt from all the effort.

"i am trying, but, my brain, it is sooo palinful."

"i think..., oh wait, that is just too palinful."

"i would continue to help my state of Alaska as a lame duck, just like my hero Reagan did, but, no, i cannot,,, it is just too palinful."

by jay in cascadia February 7, 2010

Palinut

Any common idiot that thinks Sarah Palin is god.
A Sarah Palin fan.
A person unable to separate fact from Palin's fiction, whether an actual fan of the half-term x-governor or not.

Only a Palinut could believe Obama advocates "deathcamps."

by Palinfreezone April 9, 2010