palinful 

when one attempts to have some form of intelligence by writing notes on one's hand (to avoid a teleprompter), but it is all in vain, as their mind is not capable of such thought, and their head starts to hurt from all the effort.

"i am trying, but, my brain, it is sooo palinful."

"i think..., oh wait, that is just too palinful."

"i would continue to help my state of Alaska as a lame duck, just like my hero Reagan did, but, no, i cannot,,, it is just too palinful."

palinful by jay in cascadia February 7, 2010

Painful Debbie 

The act of getting a painful hand job by a muscular woman.

Dude why are you walking funny? I got a Painful Debbie last night.

Painful Debbie by jizzking October 5, 2012

painfull 

The feeling you get when you eat way too much and it hurts to be full.

Food baby is optional

In a diner with an all-you-can-eat option

Guy 1 : Maybe you shouldn't have ate the patty melts, buttered toast, scrambled eggs, sausages, biscuits and gravy, or the hashbrowns.

Guy 2 : Yeah, my food baby is due soon. All the eating was so painfull.

Guy 1: Asking for a second serving was also a bad idea.

painfull by Billy Billster July 15, 2010

Painful Boner 

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long

Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.

Painful Boner by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

Painfully Average 

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.

I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.

Painfully Average by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014

Painful stranger 

Male masterbatury technique where one use his off hand to slam down on the head of his penis with his palm at the point of orgasm

Last night I gave myself a painful stranger hurt like hellbutt thats the way I like it

Painful stranger by Tothmacher July 3, 2006

Lisa The Painful : RPG 

A life ruining gaming experience, where you lose your party members, via permadeath, or due to your decisions, and maybe more don't wanna spoil it.

Person A : Aw hell, i'm being forced to russian roulette for my party members lives! I wonder what could go wron-
Party member gets perma-killed.
Person B : Well that's Lisa The Painful : RPG for you.

Lisa The Painful : RPG by Sosku10 August 7, 2021