Pester

A religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 25, 2021

pesese

A word commonly used during the Pesese Auction in 2001.

Ľayü šmazch pesese.

by Quepasoweycuh February 8, 2021

Peets Mistake

Playing the game of Risk while not being properly caffeinated, ones attack takes a path where ones own occupations block winning the game.

You better not skip Madagascar before leaving Africa with your army. You wouldn't want to pull a Peets Mistake!

by Timbo Slice 77 April 22, 2021

Pesticle

An individual comprised of equal parts “Pest” and “Dick”

While speaking to my neighbor about sharing the cost of fixing the fence. I realized just how big a pesticle he was.

by ReaperXD April 29, 2021

Peetsky

Smoke pot drink beer an getting laid

Lil Jonny told an his teacher that he is going peetsky

by NYght RYder 88 May 18, 2021

Pestilence

What awakens in darkness.

The coronavirus is the pestilence that awakened in the darkness of 2020.

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021