Patronus

(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be

Dude green crack is my patronus

by ComicsInTheory November 14, 2021

Pardonnaise

Rejet catégorique d'une position, d'une action ou d'un discours. Généralement « Pardonnaise » est lancé à brûle pourpoint dans une conversation légère entre deux ou plusieurs interlocuteurs. La différence entre l'utilisation de « Pardon! » et « Pardonnaise » est le champ d'absurdité présent dans la rétorque. Le terme « Pardon » est utilisé dans un contexte liturgique alors que « Pardonnaise » concerne davantage la fantasmagorie, l'étonnement ou ce qui choque.

Jean : « J'aime manger des insectes » - Anne-Sophie : « Pardonnaise ! Ne fait pas ça ».
Bernard : « Je n'ai pas dormi depuis deux jours » - Jonathan : « Pardonnaise ! Tu dois dormir ».

by jeanbahnmi November 22, 2021

parrot gift

when you pretend to love a gift because you don’t wanna hurt the person’s feelings that you hate it.

Ugh my Aunt gave me a toothbrush for Christmas, that’s such a parrot gift!

by khloerose20 December 23, 2021

Parrot Revenge

After a break up, you have intercourse with your pet parrot that mutters all the profanities your ex did before they left.

Ughhh birdie you feel so good-receiver
“Shut up you cum dumpster squak “ -Parrot Revenge

by SexualComedy6969 March 14, 2023

padronie

Someone who will only smoke patron cigars.. Typically a cigar snob

Dude, you’re such a douche bag Padronie

by Padrony March 23, 2023

Parrot

Another name for a cop while they are gang stalking and mindlessly mimicking automated A.I. prompts from devices in their ear - as well as the term for their de facto citizens' patrol plant compatriots.

"That cop was gang stalking me . . . he acted dumb as a parrot.

by Overlord0 November 2, 2023

talkin parrot

a) a person who obliterates people with his/her words
b) a smooth talkin or loquacious person.
c) a person with the ability to talk someone to death

Man 1: He's such a talkin parrot.
Man 2: I agree, he killed me with his words.

by maymay and ally January 30, 2010