Opportunipee

A prime opportunity to pee

“The restroom line is short, this is my Opportunipee.”

(To my dog) “We have a long car ride ahead of us, these bushes are your last opportunipee for a while, buddy.”

by Ryan Green February 28, 2023

Opportunity

America’s way of saying minimun wage

America: Here is your opportunity job!
Me: I can’t wait to get my first jo-
America: Of 1 dollar a week
*Sigh*

by Some guy browsing in urban dic March 5, 2023

Opportunity Roulette

Used in a business context. Contacting a lead that you think may be open to the idea of purchasing the products or services your business sells, but having no idea whether they are in a position to do so right now, or if your business is even in the conversation.

I'm going to spend the morning playing opportunity roulette with the lost leads from last month.

by KnightSmithJones April 18, 2023

opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Opper

Common mispelling of roblox players for "Offer"

Opper for my pet

by Iamuss76 April 30, 2023

opportoonity

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

opportuneity

A chance to either make (i.e., hum, play an instrument, etc.) or listen to a melody.

Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023