Naked Status

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.

"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."

by Ligeaux April 25, 2014

Rock the nake

To be in the state of nakedness.

Hey, can't talk now. I'm about to rock the nake with my girlfriend.

by Reggin regginson June 13, 2010

naked headed

Not using a condom.
The new better sounding way of saying "Raw dog".

Daniel- I didn't have a condom so I just went Naked Headed.
Friend- Damn Daniel back at it again with the plan b.

by TheOnlyDavy September 4, 2016

naked girl

something you will never see in person if you keep looking on this site

Hobo 1: Bro i just saw a naked girl

Hobo 2: On eporner you did

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2023

naked handshake

A greeting between two male nudists (or naked males in general) where they respectively give a soft tug on the other male's dick.

I saw Paul at the nudist colony, we gave each other a naked handshake.

by Apacupotomus September 13, 2017

Naked Wasted

You get soo wasted that you either end up naked or pucking yourself. You don't remember what you did cause you got naked wasted!

Dakota had not drank in awhile, his friend told him they were going to get him naked wasted. Dakota drank so many shots, that he started saying crazy things and went to throw a punch. The next morning he did not recall any of this because he got naked wasted! He also fell asleep in the bathroom with his pants off. He cant explain that one!

by Universal mind March 29, 2017

naked eating

Eating out, besides 'eating out' at a restaurant, is what you do to a girl's pussy. I use my tongue, my lips, my fingers, and sometimes my teeth (carefully!) on my girlfriend's pussy. I love to eat her out before sex or just for fun when I crave it. There is so much more you can do with a girl than you can orally with a guy. Although I love to receive when she wants to give too.

I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.

If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!

Sex just isn't sex until she squirts into my mouth when we be naked eating

by ej14756 April 1, 2017