mama mouse 

A sweet, sweet mouse who is rather mother-like.

"Did you see the delicious cookies mama mouse baked for us?"

mama mouse by Mama Mouse March 28, 2009

the heart rate of a mouse 

A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.

Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse

Person 1: Oh I see now

the heart rate of a mouse by Sadboiiiii June 7, 2018

Mickey Mouse ring 

Mickey Mouse ring is a new term created by Lebron haters. Coined around the summer of 2020 by the internet it has been used to define the NBA 2020 Championship Lebron & AD and the rest of the crew won. They devalue the Championship because of the Bubble, invalidating the league.

(one of the funniest terms in basketball I ever heard lmaoooo)

“Lebrick is not top ten. This Mickey Mouse ring don’t even count shit was an AAU tourney.”

Mickey Mouse ring by PleighboiRick October 12, 2020

Mickey Mouse Mattress 

A sanitary napkin

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.

Mickey Mouse Mattress by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Mickey Mouse ring 

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.

LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!

Mickey Mouse ring by clickclicker October 12, 2020

Danger Mouse 

Classic and never to be forgotten cartoon, Rock on DM!!

"Dangermouse is coming on Tv quick turn it over"!!

Danger Mouse by Tito October 3, 2003

clit mouse 

The small, usually red, rubber pointing device which used to be found on IBM ThinkPads and other laptop computers.

I use a regular mouse with my laptop. I can't stand the clit mouse.

clit mouse by Fantastic_Dan January 20, 2005