mangus

Mangus is a noun that can be replaced with any other noun. It has a universal meaning.

"I pledge allegiance, to the Mangus, of the United States of America..."

"So this hoe came up to me and I grabbed her Mangus with both of my hands. It was wonderful."

"You are a fucking Mangus shitbag, Artine."

by The Hidden Mangus September 21, 2008

mong

noun "mong"

either:

the act of being monged out on a bed or chair

or

a place where it is possible for you to mong

"Eric went for a mong upstairs"

"I've been standing for ages, are there no decent mongs in this shithole?

by Kirkham November 21, 2003

Mong

To do a mong, verb, intransitive.
The use of this is popular to describe the actions of geeky wannabe IT technicians and their lackeys, and has nothing to do with people with Down's Syndrome.
The noun is also used to describe someone who mongs frequently and is thus a mong.

I monged like Timmy. I am a mong therefore.

by Ficktwat September 22, 2006

Mong

'Mong' or 'Mong Out;'
Being lean to a state where sleep is imminent. Eyes are closin fast.

'Put a film on so I can Mong out.'
'I'm monging.'

also, conk out, wrong out and zonk out

by devine_dj August 18, 2003

mong

greatest guy in the world.

there's another mong, i want to be just like him!!

by mong November 8, 2003

Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

by fomenting_glitter March 31, 2009

Mong

Someone who intentionally starts and/or causes fights on an internet forum, from "hate-mongering" but generally includes more subtle forms of "monging" like baiting someone who is oversensitive or sure to be insulted by the mong's remarks.

Also encompasses the other form of monging where the monger mongs the forum by posting general crap about generally not much. The mongee need not be offended by this, but may still be taken out by the wasted time of opening yet another thread laced with mong juice. (contributed by Ben)

...is always picking fights with people, what a mong

The worst ever mong of all,was a legendary mong people feared and had trouble with he gained repeated complaints.
That mong was none other than KING MONG. (contributed by Pathos)

by EvylShnukums February 19, 2009