Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Mister Arms

a man who waves his arms uncontrollably and looks like this:
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Miss Legs gently said "hi" to Mister Arms, he was upset so he began to wave his arms uncontrollably and broke all the windows while doing it.

by Mizzle Armizzles October 21, 2003

misterectomy

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

by bensgirly August 22, 2011

loud micer

A pussy ass nigga with stds and no dad

dude!
what?

u hear that ??
oh god its a pussy ass loud micer !

by dad200000000000000000006666666 December 5, 2020

ur sister a mister

An insult more powerful than "ur dad lesbian" but not as powerful as "ur granny tranny"

"ur dad lesbian" Jerry said to Leo
"ur sister a mister!" Leo responded
*Jerry dies*

by Grendman May 14, 2018

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Softee

Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.

$5 for a Mister Softee.

by Jbucklam February 27, 2017