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mental for oriental

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."
by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013
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mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam
by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
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Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.
"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011
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Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.
This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.
by AusTetris August 8, 2021
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Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.
No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
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barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.
Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.
by Glizzy_globler69 January 12, 2022
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mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.
The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.
by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020
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