Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012

Coco Melon(n)ing

From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid

2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep

I'm Coco Melon(n)ing this YouTube video since I can't fall asleep otherwise.

by EEEEamon January 27, 2023

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 6, 2020

Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.

captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_

by captia_melon February 8, 2025

i melon you

sweet like melon

i melon you babe

by jayxjfbi May 5, 2021