John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022

John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.

by Something_Strange June 7, 2024

Bloody Marshal

A Small Commentary YouTuber That Makes Fun of Lolcows, Drama, and Roblox YouTubers.

“Bro Bloody Marshal Dropped A New Vid”
- some guy

“Yeah Bro He Talked About Parlo It Was Fye”
- other guy

by Megan shawty April 10, 2024

Marshalled

Means to sleep with your neighbours cat

My husband slept with the neighbours cat. He marshalled

by Hahwh122756 May 3, 2024

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon

An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.

Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.

by Poval May 26, 2024

Marshalled

Being completely marshalled is the feeling when you're off your nut, and you are unable to comprehend the true extent of the state you are in. Your rationality has withered; this is called an absolute marshalling.

"Man you should have seen me last night, I was completely marshalled."

by marshalledtothemax November 26, 2021

Marshall

This guy is the most odd man you will ever find. I can’t tell if he’s just a little goofy or was dropped on his head as a baby. To describe him, he looks like he would drop out of university to play trombone and then come back just to hang out in the school bar. He looks like he sleeps with both his feet in one sock and listens to cows mooing to fall asleep. I don’t think he could do 8+17 but he looks like he could probably recite the entirety of a war from 1812. He looks like he’d have asthma and be allergic to 16 different things and also be colour blind.

Oh marshall, yeah I know that guy had an asthma attack while trying to get his epi pen out because he couldn’t see the colours on the signs

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Marshalls 700

Marshalls 700 is the bus where young children scream and girls in yellow coat use foul language.

Adoptive Son "Have you seen the Marshalls 700."
His Foster Mother "Son don't even talk about that. The girls in yellow coats are the loudest people ever. "

by That_one_bus_driver June 28, 2021