lplcd

Lick pussy lick clit derby- A man must perform oral sex on a multiple girls until one comes. Also refer to babjd.

Oh, you want a babjd? Well i dont do shit until I get a lplcd!

by Kortney April 3, 2005

L.P.T.

lazy person thought

Yo bro, I'm just gonna sleep and get my beer delivered.
Oh you can do that? Thanks for the L.P.T.

by dobbari August 22, 2020

LPM

Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is

South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows

by scottyboy123 August 11, 2009

lpmf

acronym for laughing pero muy fuerte. as in laughing but really hard in spanishh.

JAYY , LIKES WHEN PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LPMF MEANS.

by youuurrrr bosssssss August 27, 2009

LPM

Little penis man

Chris pointed out the Dave is an L-P-M

by The other loft resident February 14, 2003

F.E.L.P.

acronym for Fuck Everything Let's Party, popular phrase used by teens and young adults. Origin: small coastal towns of central New Jersey such as Toms River and Point Pleasant

Kate came home saying, "I've had it with this town, F.E.L.P., I'm going to New York for the weekend."

by San Jose dos January 23, 2014

Lpl

Laugh, please laugh

Ed: Ayden, are you fucking autistic?
Ayden: Yea.. I mean, it's sad, but whaddyagonnadoaboutit?
Ray: Lpl
Crew (-AJ): Hahahah

by ZROSENEDI November 21, 2017