lucious Lisa paciellio

When 1 person gets their asshole toungued at apporxmently a 45 degree angle while the other person is taking a shit or while ur rubbing vagisil all over ur dong and ur partner lciks it off and says my o my what a wonderful tea party u hog

O man that! lucious lisa u agve me last nite made my asshole quiver

by steve May 17, 2004

Mona Lisa Smile

After you cum you take the residual cum on the tip of your penis and apply it like lipstick to your partner's lips.

"Wow, Sam's lips look really shiny," Friend 1.
Friend 2, "Yeah, I just gave her a Mona Lisa Smile."

by The Drs September 2, 2010

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 16, 2009

jack n' lisa

verb:
to do the dirty while driving a car bare fast.

"Holy shit! They just totally did a jack n' lisa...hard."

"Last time i jack n' lisa'd i crashed into a school."

by billtonius clinton January 1, 2008

hood mona lisa

Ethan keller

Ethan Keller is the hood Mona lisa

by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009