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Lightning Rod

When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.

This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
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Lightning lame

Another name for Bob chapeks latest money grab called a lightning lane. Bob Chapek renamed the fastpass lane to this after he renamed annual pass to magic key. He thinks I will pay 20 dollars so I can ride Matterhorn once only to wait in standby for a second time because I can’t have more than one per ride. And how am I supposed to ride midway mania? Wait in standby after I used my one fastpass I paid for? Chapek stop smoking pixie dust.
Bob chapek said i have to pay 15 dollars for a lightning lame to go on radiator springs racers.
by Tom Coreless fan November 4, 2021
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Lightning McClean

A really cute shift but not better than Percabeth or solAngelo
Person 1: lightning Mcclean is really cute
Person 2: yes but it’s not the best
by SeveNiSBAd September 1, 2021
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lightningman

An unconventional person who commits to the eccentric side of things for pure sincerity
Of course you'd think he's strange, he's a lightningman
by Lightningman November 22, 2021
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lightningsexual

When you're physically and sexually attracted to using Ben Patersons $5 DigitalOcean droplet and having your email force collected by him.
Mike: Did you see Lightningbot.net was down again?
Susan: Must have been the $5 droplet shitting again, lightningsexuals are having a bad time.
by BenPatersonsDroplet December 12, 2021
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lightning dust

lightning dust is a sociopathic, reckless, and charming pegasus that features as an antagonist in the cartoon series my little pony: friendship is magic. technically, she's best pony.
holy sheesh youre a fan of lightning dust ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? that's so cooooool
by lightningdustenthusiast January 3, 2022
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Lightning bug

A term in midwestern slang meaning fireflies
The lightning bugs are sure bright today!
by Kindleyourloveagain March 8, 2022
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