Lazy Kade

When a drug dealer agrees to meet within a certain time period, and then refuses to return your phone calls for hours.

Dat motha fucka was supposed to be here two hours ago, now that lazy kade ain't answering my motha fuckin phone calls.

by Kade22 May 7, 2009

weight lazy

A person who is too lazy to change the weights on a machine from the previous user. It doesn't matter whether the weight is too heavy or too light, it is too much work to change it. gym, gym nod, weightlifting, free weights, nautilus, exercise, health club, body builder, muscles, bench press, cardio, biceps, triceps, squat, running, jogging

I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.

by joecoolthefool July 16, 2017

lazy bum

Tauheed Chowdhury is a lazy bum

T isnt showering, what a lazy bum!

by justthetrustyaknow#2 February 23, 2021

Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.

The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.

by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012

Lazy Churro

When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.

The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.

For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.

WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.

"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."

by Lazy Churro November 7, 2023

Lazy Fair

The lazy way of saying "Laissez-faire"

"Dude, I feel like there should be more lazy fair in our country."
"You mean 'Laissez-faire?'"
"Yeah"

by Licensed_Nerd September 15, 2020

Lazy Ass

Lazy ass: Someone who’s lazy to complete daily tasks.

alondra lagunes was too lazy to complete her daily tasks that she preferred to sleep than complete her task!
I prefer to Sleep all day, Than to complete a simple task.
I have become a lazy ass & prefer to sleep than to complete my daily tasks

by alex the 2nd September 8, 2019