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kangaroo

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.
"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."
by mrs. jenny mowgli March 4, 2009
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kangaroo

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.
Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.
by Berninator 5001 July 19, 2007
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Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.
Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.
by Fodeez August 4, 2011
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Kanga

To sit facing the rear of the toilet and defaecate onto the front side of the bowel. This act is specifically designed to leave a trail, or skidmark down said bowel. It is usually carried out as an offensive gesture towards the next occupant, or the owner of the crapper. Popularised in Australia after reference on Big Brother 5.
Hey boys, check out the Kanga I left behind.
by PaddyM August 23, 2005
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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.
by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007
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kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.
Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?
by raggedynan August 13, 2009
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kangana

Kangana can be a baddie and a soft girl.She is usually nice but dont let her fool you kid,she might be dangerous too but she is loyal and would never cheat on you.She doesn't judge people for their looks and she has a great personality.
wow kangana has two sides!
by Ann’s October 20, 2020
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