joker

A slang term for lighter, usually when lighting a spliff, but not only.

Bust me your joker blud,
Got ma joint, need ma joker.

by Crazyasastalker January 5, 2006

Joker

To Super-Ace (5Kills + Defuse) every round for 15 rounds (One half) in Counter-Strike - Also known as the 120bomb - the most kills a player can get in one half.

After droping the Joker SK left our server ;)

by Krashon January 6, 2005

The Joker

When a man has sex with a girl on her period, he takes his dick out and rubs it on her lips making it look like The Joker from The Dark Knight. When she gets pissed, ask her "why so serious?"

"Joe gave me The Joker last night, it was disgusting."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Thats not funny!!"
"Why so serious?"

by timx21 February 14, 2012

Joleen

1. A drugstore creme bleach, usually in most walmart neighborhood stores as well as wal-greens stores, used to bleach facial hair, but can however be used as an anal bleaching cream. Especially when anal bleaching on a budget.

2. Vt. The action of applying joleen bleach to your derrierre

Luke saw his nana's joleen bleach laying around (which she uses for her mustache), one day he decided to go where no man goes, by applying nana'sjoleen bleach on his bunghole to turn his chocolate spider vanilla, poor bastard could not sit,fart, nor shit right for a week. Anal Bleaching gone wrong and no he did not get the job as a jockstrap model! Poor Motherfucker!

Sheena was definitely joleening her butt crack before going out!

by pandono March 27, 2012

Joker Face

When one, preferably male, individual decides during the process of lovemaking to find his/her way down to a female partners lady area. After making his/her arrival and a horrific discovery, this individual will notice a red smile around their mouth, hence, the jokerface. This bloody smear will be strangely similar to the makeup worn by the joker in numerous batman films.

Dude, did you hear that Dan got totally jokerfaced last night?

Eww gross! J-j-j jokerfaced j-j jokerfaced!! oh, oh oh oh, oh. What an awful experience! I wish I saw his joker face.

by my my my joker face October 11, 2010

Joelerie

A stupid name that Mary and her fat friends gave for Joel Tucker in P.E. in 9th grade. Some believe that she gave him the name because she is fat and insecure. Others believe that she just has a huge crush on him.

Mary: Hey there's joelerie! I have a huge crush on him that's why i gave him this name and make fun of him all the time.

by Somebody that you don't want to know January 12, 2008

Joleandra

A woman capable of overcoming the toughest challenges. Even though some of the toughest shit is thrown at her, she still comes through it with a smile. A martyr. Her facial expressions are funnier than the joke she tells. A classic beauty. Someone who loves the colors blue and purple. She likes dark chocolate, but doesn't like the after taste. A complicated being who only wants what's best for you. A true friend.

Joleandra, you are amazing.

by Wonton James October 21, 2011