Italian Oven

noun; Used to dispose of a mafia-whacked corpse by combining the body, the mid-summer's heat, and the trunk of an abandoned car. As defined by Henry Hill on his website GoodFellaHenry.com

Petey (in Italian accent): What are we going to do with this rat's body?
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.

by Ares Overfond March 18, 2011

Italian Train

This is when two Italian men run a train (aka: a threesome) on any girl from any country.(your preference)

Dalcero: Damn dude last night was intense!
Splinter: Yeh man totally ran an Italian train on that American girl.

Dalcero: Choo Choo!!

by Oz'da'Mon July 17, 2012

You don't even look Italian!

A diss used by the jersey shore meant to be a really bad insult. Because Jersey Shore people always try to think that they are Italian.

You are so bad at fist pumping, get a freaking life.

Shut up. You don't even look Italian!

by massieistheBLOCK January 19, 2011

italian

Resilient people who form the basis of Western Culture-cuisine, style, fashion, and values. Manage to retain their values and culture and overcome obstacles. Beautiful language, people, culture...fuck anyone who says different!

I have italians in my family, Christopher Columbus aka Colombo was Italian Jonh Cabot or Giovanni Caboti who discovered Canada is Italian.

by Italiano June 9, 2004

Franco-Italian

Interesting ethnical mix. Makes charming individuals who love elaborate food, fine arts, luxury Champagne, designer clothings, gorgeous women, tasteful interiors, transalpine red cars and oversized sunglasses.
Roman Catholics by education but only go to Chruch for Easter with their Grandmas. Sharp sense of self-derision, laugh about their so-called decadence.
Read political BS romans in cafés. Praize their families.

This guy named B who lives in Paris with his Boston girlfriend is a Franco-Italian bourgeois!

by Akaparer November 28, 2004

italian.

best people in the world.
if you fuck with one italian, you fuck with them all..
they are possesive. but loving.
we speak our mind.
we love our family and we would do anything for them.
dont fuck with us italians. <3

italia per sempre ! <3

i should know, im italian.

by manda =] March 23, 2010

italian shower

Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.

I only had time for an italian shower.

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006