Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?

by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022

Placenta Tent

Gross name for a Vagina.

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.

by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019

3 guys in a tent

3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.

The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.

Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?

by HotKidMan August 29, 2021

Gassing the Tent

When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants

Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.

by Hamgurburger February 11, 2024

Vaginal tenting

Loose fanny

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there

by Shellbean74 February 18, 2018

honey tent

Word used for an outdoor party where you invite girls (or guys) back your home/tent/air bnb pad based on the allure of free things "the honey", but actually you're planning a gang bang

Yo, it's a holiday weekend-- let's link with a few of the bros and rent a sick Air BnB in the Ozarks

Word bro...let's grab some kegs too and invite some thots back--- you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!

HONEY TENT MY G!!

HONEY TENT!!!!! Whole lotta gang shit!!

by BigBDawg September 13, 2017