Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

wolfduke hide

A particularly effective method of concealing a person or object. So effective as to be considered "magic" or cloaking technology.

Following a particularly embarrassing meeting Gossamer decided to wolfduke hide for the rest of the afternoon

by Teth April 30, 2012

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

a good place to hide things

an area to put things for other not to find

hey lisa do you know where the cheat sheet is "yeah i hid it in the wall so the teachers don't find it."

a good place to hide things

by 13975 March 26, 2021

YA HIDE YA

It is in question BUTT the homonym form is an AFFIRMATIVE.

I visited the HYDE sitting on my CAN and this aspect of me due to HIDE will come out even when I am just YA HIDE YA PANNED.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.

Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.

by Słoneczny! May 27, 2020