Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

hide the beanbag

An aggressive and attacking change of topic on a message board thread after being proven wrong about a previous opinion.

After proclaiming that his team signed no players of importance, and then being provided examples to the contrary, RandomInternetPoster12 decided to hide the beanbag and started belittling anyone who thought the team was good to begin with.

by xraver21 April 10, 2014

hiding file

secret or subjects inside a secret, kept hidden to be unknown by the children under 10

I want Thomas know about my hiding file, but i,ll let him know when he exactly is reached to twenty.

by man!? May 19, 2017

Hiding the snake

Hiding the snake is a game played in the closet usually in the dark where two people (usually male) grab each others dicks and hide the heads in each other's foreskin. This act can also be known as docking, but unlike docking, both people are usually flaccid. In turn, hiding the snake.

Guy 1: Hey, I just got done hiding the snake in my closet with uncle barry!
Guy 2: No, you fucking idiot, you got molested.

by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025

are harder to hide than I thought

Your doing that trend :)

are harder to hide than I thought

by Krisp Armpits October 16, 2022

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Hiding ravioli

This is where a female that is on her period hides in a closet. Then once found by the male he fills her saucy pocket with his beef.

I’m hiding ravioli for us for later.

by Raviolis November 25, 2021