cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

cavern hopper by pussytoast69 August 6, 2011

Clam Hopper

A dude that thinks he is all that but really isn't jack shit.

Matt needs to stop being such a clam hopper.

Clam Hopper by Rainey508 July 6, 2012

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

table-hopper by EmpySee September 26, 2013

swine hopper 

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

swine hopper by uncle meatster December 8, 2013

Widow Hopper 

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.

That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.

Widow Hopper by iKitty January 23, 2014

Dirty Hopper

The Dirty Hopper, best spoken with a Boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their ass on the toilet in time to shit. This can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarrassing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved

Horrified co-worker: "what the fuck is that smell?"

Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"

Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"

Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"

Dirty Hopper by theIiNtheSky March 21, 2014

Homie hopper 

Girl who hops from guy to guy in a squad of guys friends, she basically has sex with you and your friends.

Jake: dam Sara is hot asf
Braden: i know bro! She got a phat ass
Tom: nah bro she's a homie hopper.

Jake: what's that?
Braden: she fucked me and Tom bro.

Homie hopper by Bholmes_xo November 26, 2014