hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023

Hiding

A physical beating.

Oh, you're gonna be sorry... AFTER I GIVE YOU A FUCKING HIDING!

by carrot34344pp February 4, 2024

Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.

Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!

by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024

hide its head

hide its head

let's just hide its head.

by Dina Acton December 13, 2024

Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Secret Hide and Seek

The game of playing hide and seek with the seeker not knowing they are playing

James: Dude, you want to play Secret Hide and Seek?
Me: Sure, we almost caught Kaycen last time.

by xX-Reco2-Xx November 30, 2018

Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "

by JJ Milla September 23, 2022