Matty Healy

look at the RAT 💜

Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜

by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024

matty healy

the only cool guy left in the world

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"

by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024

Eddie Healy

The only ever Asian Gaelic footballer that has played for Kerry at any age level.

Jesus that Eddie Healy is a gook is he?

by Sullybob02 April 6, 2024

James Healy's Mole

The legendary mole, once on the face of James Healy!

James Healy's mole was very sexy!

by rubyhoshino July 4, 2024

Fire Healy

When you get blackout drunk a few times and then decide to be a little bitch and not drink for a few weeks only to be peer pressured into drinking again and repeat the whole process.

Damn, you are being such a fire healy. Just have one drink and stop being lame

by FifthGen April 25, 2025

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018