Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.

Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs

by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022

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Handjob Fritz

Just a random defintion made by a college student at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville on Saturday April 16th at 11:06pm.

(i hate you Yuki -.-)

He is known as "Handjob Fritz" around the college.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.

by aweirdguy69 April 16, 2022

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Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly

Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob

by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024

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Yuuka handjob

a touhou styled sexual act where yuuka kazami from touhou project strokes your penis 2/47 until you cum, she sometimes assists you by making you suck on her breasts (since it's a nursing handjob) and funny enough yuuka did the nursing handjob on reimu trust me i saw them do it before it's hot and she also calls you "good boy" or "good miko" if it's a futa shrine maiden like reimu hakurei

Yuuka Kazami: Good Miko~ Let Me Soften It Up A Little~
Reimu Hakurei: *blushing in enjoyment*
Yuuka Kazami: I'm Glad You're Enjoying~ Reimu-san~
Reimu Hakurei: Y-Yuuka~ I Think I-I'm Cumming!~
Yuuka Kazami : Mhm~ I Knew You Would Like This~
Reimu: Agh~ *thick white stuff release*
Yuuka Kazami: Fufu~ You're Warm~
yuuka handjob is funny

by byakuraen December 26, 2024

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