Haleena

so lost because of the gene pool but honestly hegarty is quaking.and eats bare fast,swallows it in one

my bff haleena

by schleppy786 April 5, 2019

And then this happened

A phrase you would say to someone just before pulling a gag on them, or otherwise completely wrecking their game.

Bill: "Dude, I had the worst, rotten-ass day, so I came home and poured myself a cold one."

Frank: "And then THIS happened."

*knocks the drink out of his hand to the floor*

by MysteryJuice July 30, 2010

Van Halen

A really crappy band, and the last name of an over-rated guitarist who thinks that he was the king of the world back in the eighties. They gave a bad name to rock and roll with their poppy sounding love songs and big hair. David Lee Roth to this day stands as the gayest lead singer of all time, even gayer than Judas Priests singer and he's actually gay!

Fuck VAN HALEN lets play some Iron Maiden!

by James TH April 8, 2007

Happenstache

Facial hair, especially on the upper lip, that grows due to laziness.

"I came by this stupid hipster look purely by happenstache."

by jmunchie April 26, 2012

Van Halen

When somebody repeatedly taps on a woman’s clit until they have an eruption (squirt).

I Van Halened Sharon last night & she blasted all over my face!

by Sealclubber420 December 3, 2019

What be happenin' ma brudda?

That dude off Ed's made up catchphrase. You know the one, called Ed 'Bosco' a lot, ended up on Reaper for a while as a gay demon. Anyhoo...

Dude off Ed: What be happenin' ma brudda?
Ed: Is that your new catchphrase?

by redyakuza May 17, 2009

So this happened

Let me show you a real thing that may be funny at one level but had/has unfortunate consequences.

So this happened (insert a photo of me after my 4 year-old daughter cut my hair)

by TheDonaldJTrump May 13, 2016