A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.
by Dr. Mung May 9, 2004
Get the Van Halen mug.Haleem is a special form of food, for oral consumption.
It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.
It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!
Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!
It is, to the human, what Kryptonite is to Superman, what sunlight is to vampires, and what Arnie is to the Predator.
It is said that he who consumes a full portion of haleem, has the powers to destroy any living organism in it's entirety - with a simple release of what humans call "fart". Not just THAT particular organism, but EVERY member of that biological species!
Scientists are, struggling but striving, to work on the physical composition of Haleem, and historians are researching its origins. It is believed that a few select members know of its origins; Rumour has it, that it was originally formed as a weapon of ass destruction, and the main goal of its creation was to wipe out masses of people - with the fumes that spread - in parts of the world where over-population is a serious problem. The rumour continues on to claiming that its origins were around East London, Leyonstone to be very specific, created by certain individual, in a kitchen. If anybody has any information, please, please, please, do not attempt to taste, smell or even approach Haleem. Just RUN!
by usmanali March 13, 2010
Get the Haleem mug.A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.
Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.
by Mhairhi Dunn December 1, 2007
Get the haemorrhoids mug.Haley is a very short brown eyes light/ dark brown hair. she loves to be loved! she always loves the guys that names start with an M or after one month your done dude! She can brighten anyones day ! she loves her boyfriend more than anything else in the world because she is mainly in love with one person and thats him because she thinks hes hot asf and thinks that she is ugly and shes lucky to have him but he thinks shes beautiful, hot , cute , game but he thinks hes ugly! they are the cutest couple ! Most haleys go for the M guys so if you go a haley dont let her down shes a bitch if someone puts her in a pasition but if uou break up with her and she really likes you shell cry! but after you date her after about 11 days before your 2 months sheell think you dont like her one single bit anymore and feel like shit but haleys do think he he dont like me let him break up with me whatever then once he breaks up with her she falls into pieces and wants to die until her boy says youll be my best friend and ill never call anyone else my bestfriend if you keep that promise shell love you so much and youll be her bestfreind and she text you 24/7 and shell might always be in love with you!
boy with m- shes beautiful😍
boy 2 - she is but she has no ass and no boobs
boy with m- who cares she has a good personalitly and is pretty and beautiful
• haley is a girl who is short tho so no boobs oh well she drop dead gourgeus
boy 2 - she is but she has no ass and no boobs
boy with m- who cares she has a good personalitly and is pretty and beautiful
• haley is a girl who is short tho so no boobs oh well she drop dead gourgeus
by I LoVe You January 2, 2015
Get the Haley mug.An middle-aged, Indian-American, sexy, independent, conservative and intelligent woman who can kick Kameltoe’s Kamala Harris ass with her amazing legs! An alpha-female that Men can easily fap to!
by anonymous January 23, 2021
Get the Nikki Haley mug.Halema is a sex addict thats too freaky in bed. She has amazing boobs and a really soft ass. She’s such a good kisser too. Aside from the sexual part, she’s really open minded and spontaneous. Everyone will love to have a halema in their life.
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