Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

by Meistersinger February 18, 2009

having a great time

When experiencing a great time, usually when in the company of close friends. Where you announce to the group/friends that you are 'having a great time'.

That guy over there, he's having a great time.

by wolfpack macj June 7, 2011

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

by Danzzzzzzzz November 9, 2010

having a beef

When two grown men stand around crying unashamedly.
First used by college humour (Jake and Amir).

Q- So what were you doing with Jake over there?
A- We were just having a beef, bro.

by DevilzLexicon April 26, 2012

hacking the mainframe

Consists of an empty box with a USB cable sticking out of a hole in the side. It contains many hackable sequences in which hack.bat is used to crash the motherboards server of the ram of the nvidea virus card thus hacking the mainframe

uber pwnage is hacking the mainframe

by Dick Twanga August 10, 2008

hawking

Selling something. trying to make quick cash by selling things you normally wouldn't sell.

Dave's such an idiot. He's hawking his tv for 40 bucks so he can get a sack cause hes broke as fuck

by jonlaa September 1, 2011

hacking

A hacker is someone specialised with computers, they don't even have to know how to hack (though alot do because they find security holes).

A cracker is someone who breaks into computers

Linus Torvalds is a great hacker

Kevin Mitwick was a great cracker

by ReVoLT May 13, 2005