google

google is an app that is used by millions of people. it tends to give you answers your looking for, and it gives you trash you didn't want. google is good and bad. do (not) use.

hey, google is acting up again. its giving me the answer of "55" when i aksed to do 5x10-

thats kinda confusing..

by obsessd with your parents. September 24, 2021

digipen goggles

When one is attracted to a female purely because they attend DigiPen Institute of Technology and do not know what “hot” women look like.

Mark: “Look at those hot girls, I wanna tap that!”
John: “Take off your DigiPen goggles, they’re all over 50.”

by ComDeeAirChu June 20, 2004

Law School Goggles

This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.

This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.

Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.

Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.

by Law Schoolio July 7, 2009

Arabian Night Goggles

When testicles are placed in the eye sockets. One testicle must be placed in each eye socket while the recipient is sleeping.

I will administer the Arabian night goggles to Nate in Washington.

by Gilly April 12, 2004

Harvard Goggles

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).

This perception consequently tends to disillusion the women of Harvard University into thinking that they are attractive. Fortunately, this disillusionment only lasts 4 years with brief intermissions in between years for winter, spring, and summer breaks.

Theodore Covington III: Gee Preston, did you observe that female? She was extremely attractive!

Preston Wingfield VI: Get a hold of yourself Theodore! We're on summer break; you really must remove the Harvard Goggles. I've seen more attractive animal feces than that lady.

by Boondock Drunks February 7, 2007

Beer Goggles

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

by garthy July 8, 2006

Google limbo

1. Web pages from out of date, inactive or deleted websites that can still be found years later when performing a search on Google.

2. Webpages that can never be completely deleted from the internet.

"I saw a picture of you at your old job." "I haven't worked there in years!" "Well your picture still came up when I typed your name into Google." "It must be in Google limbo."

by NYCESQ (L.S. 67) December 9, 2009