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gonorrhea

a disease given to girls in their lower "private region" from doing icky things with nasty guys. Usually given to sluts or whores.
Alex likes Bri even though she has gonorrhea, which is gross.
by gongon hater December 9, 2010
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The Gondola

A sexual position where a man lays on his back. One woman gets in the cowgirl position, while another woman sits on his face. The two women face each other, while another man places his erecr penis between their faces for them to perform a double blowjob.
We swapped with this other couple and performed the gondola.
by swingerduo February 27, 2020
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Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...
1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.

2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.

3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.

4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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The Glonzo

When you take a 5 - gallon bucket of donut glaze and rub it on Tom Koch's stomach.
Did you hear what he did Saturday?! He gave him the Glonzo!
by rimmy87 October 27, 2014
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The Golden Goose of Gondor

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm
The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone
by Maj Upham December 27, 2011
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Gondola

A centerpiece made for more merchandise room in a store.
"Go alphebetize that Gondola!"
"Ok"
by Don Johnson April 8, 2005
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gonorrhea

(referring to a person)
noun
when one such female is the definition of a whore in every aspect and her vagina hangs like drapery in between nasty thighs often popping out of her panties when she moves.
(not natural like some women unfortunately have, saggy lips that females get because of promiscuity)
these loose females are generally artsy or simply trendy and want more than anything else to be cultured and have problems in their lives.
the personalities of these individuals called "gonorrhea" are non-existent and reflect those of the current penis they are attached to.
"hey have you seen (name here)"
"oh, gonorrhea? no but shes probably out showing off her noodle like vagina to a new boy...just like she did last night"
"oh, did she meet him in the city"
"yeah. she said she didnt though"
"whatev yo, shes a ho"
by jb valkyrie July 8, 2007
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