Jolly Scene Giant 

A person of over 200 lbs who participates in activities such as self photography to shed pounds, hardcore shows and/or alternative music/pop punk shows. The Jolly Scene Giant is often shaped like an avocado or awkward sack of potatoes. Often seen in conjunction with the Squishy Faced Retard.

Him - Where's all the snacks?

Her - The Jolly Scene Giant ate them all

Jolly Scene Giant by thatfxinguy August 24, 2009

Iron Giant

The Bohemoth located in a my hairy jungle of love

Oh My, how am i ever going to get that iron giant in my mouth?

Iron Giant by jeff December 11, 2003

Gentle Giant 

A Gentle Giant is when you take a shit so large that it kisses your cheek on the way out.

Iain: "Holy fuck, I'm exhausted. That was a big dump."

James: "Wow, are you ok?."

Iain: "I'll be just fine. It was a Gentle Giant. It left me with a comforting kiss on the cheek when it left me."

Gentle Giant by theburner September 6, 2010

Jolly green giant 

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

Jolly green giant by Joel April 10, 2006

Sleeping brown giant 

The action of having a massive shit, usually quite jarring and surprising in nature, no more than one hour after waking up.

Wow dude, the sleeping brown giant i just encountered totally burned my bunghole because of the hot wings I ate last night. I wasn't even really awake yet, but I definitely am now.

Sleeping brown giant by JaxAttax September 23, 2010

Mental Giant 

Someone who is real good at pointing out the obvious. Usually the idiot of the group who is trying to sound smart.

"Check out the grass, ITS GREEN!!"

"wow, you're a real mental giant aren't you"

Mental Giant by BVWhiTeBoY May 7, 2009

Big Giant man gerth woman buster 

a naturally huge penis

my Big Giant man gerth woman buster killed my mom when i came out the woom.

Big Giant man gerth woman buster by cl September 28, 2003