Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.

Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!

by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009

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fetus fondler

One who fondles fetuses. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Alice: Hey, have you heard about Charlie's fetish?
Bob: Yeah, he's a total fetus fondler.

by Black Viper 69 February 25, 2014

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FOETS

Fear of entering toilet syndrome. Preferably used when you enter a toilet at work, and having a fear that the person on the other side hasn't locked the door properly. Causing you to look at them in the eye whilst having a shit.

Trudi you haven't locked the toilet door, I now have FOETS because of you! Make sure you wipe as I'm in the same room as you anyway!

by Eggsaladking123 March 1, 2016

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Foecus

Premature shit resulting in a faecal incident.

Laura and Annette walked in on Shane giving birth to a foecus after a particularly rock hard schnitty, they where so shocked they dropped their spoofy chips.

by anonymous June 3, 2018

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