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Fear of entering toilet syndrome. Preferably used when you enter a toilet at work, and having a fear that the person on the other side hasn't locked the door properly. Causing you to look at them in the eye whilst having a shit.
Trudi you haven't locked the toilet door, I now have FOETS because of you! Make sure you wipe as I'm in the same room as you anyway!
by Eggsaladking123 March 1, 2016
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