fern

A lesbian who is the submissive, feminine type. They tend to
be earthy, hippie-types that don't shave their armpits or legs.
The counterpart to a "butch" lesbian.

It was obvious which one of the couple was "butch" and which was the "fern".

by protonman7 October 30, 2011

Fernando

A Mexican guy who wears glasses and is short

Person 1: "Why's that awesome guy so short"
Person 2: "That awesome guy is Fernando"
Person 1: "He looks Mexican!"

by hehe1234567891011 November 16, 2013

Flernt

A Fart or to pass gas.

I just flernted. Or did your just flernt?

by James Gallagher March 21, 2007

fernbach

A weird little bat who walks around.

Fernbach bit everyone.

by Fairbnks February 23, 2005

fernandesation

When a large white man turns a smaller asian man gay by violating him while asleep or drugged. The smaller asian male awakes from his slumber, sphincter throbbing, with a new-found love for Gucci and Will and Grace.

The small thai man awoke, oblivious that he was just a victim of a violent fernandesation, despite the drooling white man next to him.

by Junmaster November 30, 2006

Fernando

A short, yet plump puerto rican man, loves pokemon and anime, especially when hes on his way to a hockey game. But beware fellas! As said man will try to attack you if you lock him in the bathroom. So prank safely my friends. Fernando, or more commonly known as, Nando, loves to spend his free time stuffing his fat little face with tacos and salads. Nando is a very awkward child yet he drives probably the nicest car on the team, who knew that puerto ricans can afford a nice car after mowing lawns. Nando's language skills are a bit on the normal side, his resounding amounts of grunting and sniffing always gives the team a quick giggle, as his uncle probably snorted cocaine.

Oh shit, its Fernando!
Fernando is soooooo cute!

by Waffle_Cow November 9, 2018

filthy fernandez

FIL-thee fur-NAN-dez. N. The after-effect of a dirty sanchez, wherein the male is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent poop stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "sanchezed," the female has stormed out in outrage, but only after using the male's pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, depositing the tail end of a poop on his toothbrush, and texting a photo of the entire mess to the male's mother.

"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."

by freekyfactz May 13, 2010