Fap mode

1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.

2.) fap mode = masturbation mode

dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!

by shortdistance March 5, 2011

Dry Fapping

The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.

I use dry fapping when I don't want to make a mess.

by Shiro 白 December 12, 2019

fap juice

J I Z Z

DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.

by DPsyche May 24, 2016

fap forward

When one skips the first few minutes of a pornographic video (in most cases, free and online) that set up the plot of the porn. These few minutes are often filled by poor acting and frequently face plot issues such as hesitancy toward incest, sexual ultimatums, school girls offering sexual favors to their teachers, etc. Some pornographic sites have recently begun to do everyone a favor and provide bookmarks in their videos so that one may "fap forward" precisely to the sexual content.

Mike 1: Yo I was hesitant to click on this 50 minute porno on Brazzers last night but it was totally worth it!
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 28, 2017

fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.

John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.

by negev September 12, 2013

Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard

Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode

by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016

soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

by Smatus November 24, 2017