Fandingle

When you put your penis near a fan at the point of climax, therefore allowing the ejaculate fluid to spray onto oneself.

Bro, I fandingled the fuck out of myself lastnight

by PussyClarter February 26, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

Flanting

The act of jarring your semen, and letting it age for at least a couple of months, before feeding it to your partner

Kyle and Melissa were caught flanting

by curtisvebs March 19, 2024

Fanking

Derived from figging; the act of shoving a shaved ginger root into the male urethra to induce acute pain

After sex I love to start fanking to finish

by Figlord March 28, 2024

Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.

“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”

by zestworm April 7, 2024

Fenting

Fenting is the act of slouching over at the back and hips. The goal is to look as if you are nodding off/slouching due to being on fentanyl.

Person 1: That dudes all slouched over!
Person 2: He's probably fenting! What and alpha!

by ooganada April 10, 2024

Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024