Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...

"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."

Bruce Factor by Master Chief June 20, 2003

Ribit Factor 

A unit of measurement used to calculate acute noobery and related dipshittery

Wow...you got pwnt like 10x in a row...you sure have a high ribit factor

your lies give you a ribit factor of 6

Ribit Factor by The$ypH November 17, 2006

nelson factor 

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...

Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.

nelson factor by Jim Stern November 22, 2007

Tapioca Factor 

When something borders on a perpetual line between good and gross.

I just can't tell whether tapioca pudding is delicious or disgusting. It's the original Tapioca Factor.

Tapioca Factor by Adam May 7, 2009

Townie Factor 

Townie Factor or "TF" is the onerous attributes belonging to a townie.
The townie factor is usually a combination of certain attributes but not limited to such combinations:
1. Being Sketchy
2. Displaying social ineptitude towards normal people but not towards dirty non-normal people.
3. Being Dirty
4. Invoking disgust and discomfort towards others.
5. Possessing the worst and sketchiest qualities of an urban dweller.
The townie as a negative attribute refers to the worst attributes possessed by characters belonging to a town. The townie factor is the qualities of the townie. They are usually unshaven, ungroomed, smelly from not taking a shower, has put no effort into taking care of their health or hygiene. They may also seem rather strange and difficult to appreciate.

That sketchy dirty old man walking on the other side of the street in this urban slump has townie factor (tf).

Townie Factor by Nick Valdory April 19, 2008

The Michael Douglas Factor 

A term describing a person who appears to posses the ability to commit horrific acts at any given moment, despite their outward appearance as a dignified, sometimes even well liked individual, a slang term for sociopath.

" Oh, I wouldn't fuck with that guy, he has the Michael Douglas Factor. I bet that dude probably strangles cats in his spare time.

The Michael Douglas Factor by AbAeterno October 23, 2009

The Farris Factor 

A true miracle of the world, one of God's own proto-types.

See: Scott, Batman, Jesus, Daddy Scott

1. Incredibly good looking. Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first.

2. Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Always horny, but does not think with his overly huge wang.

3. Is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. He usually has a plan to do something to better the world, but spends a great amount of time playing CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HO. Liked by a lot of people and is very,very attractive.

Girl one: Gee last night guess who i hung around?

Girl two: Duh girl I already know everyone was hanging around The Farris Factor, he has a great personality.

The Farris Factor by Quick Girl September 15, 2011