ejaculant

Adj. Describing somebody who looks like they have just masturbated/ejaculated

"Alex, you look very ejaculant, today!"

"Yeah, I was just jerking off."

by Kurt Cobain's GF June 6, 2011

Ejewptian

An Egyptian Jew.
One example of a famous Ejewptian would be Moses, harbinger of the ten commandments.

Moses was a Jew who lived in Egypt, and was adopted by a true Egyptian. So basically he was an Ejewptian.

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

ejectuation

The process of leaving sweat on a chair while standing up rapidly

ewww, I just touched that girls ejectuation.

by LosingColor January 14, 2009

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013

Pre-ejaculation

The act of "half cumming" in which a man can feel ejaculation coming on, and then, at the first twitch of his scrotum, can control and then stop the orgasm, thus creating stamina he didn't know he had!

Jack was in full control until his girlfriend started screaming for him to come which caused "pre-ejaculation", but, after much concentration about tennis, he was able to stop his scrotum from twitching, and instead of cumming, rode for another hour and 11 minutes!

by jjsanantonio April 29, 2010

Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

by nilpferd July 19, 2003