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Dutch Dinkle Dunch

When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.
Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.
by Lighthouse Star December 29, 2011
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Danica Patrick

Over-night celebrity.

Best female IRL racer ever.

About 5'2, 100 pounds. She's so small, Robby Gordon got pissed because her weight and height gives her about a 1 mph advantage on the track.

Picked up by Rahal from England, she's got skillz.
In the 2005 Indy 500, she qualified 4th after a mishap on the first lap.

The race came around, she stalled her car in the pits. That sent her back to 16th. Then she nearly spun into a wall. After those mishaps, she still managed to lead the race, low on fuel, for most of the last 20 laps. She fell behind on a yellow (caution), but then led the restart. She finished 4th. Same spot she qualified.

Records made on May 29th, 2005 by Danica Patrick:
Highest female starting position in the Indy 500
First female to lead a lap in the Indy 500
Highest finish by a female in the Indy 500

Some more too, but those are the important ones.
Oh, and she's really hot too.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 20, 2008
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Dirty Sandy Duncan

When a man rips a girl's eye out of the socket and procedes to have intercourse with the empty socket.
--Why is Jenny wearing an eye patch?
--Her boyfried gave her a Dirty Sandy Duncan last nite
by ultimatefaker March 10, 2004
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Duncan Hines

Shitting oneself while riding public transportation and trying to conceal the chocolate cake batter-like excrement oozing down your leg from other passengers until you can get off at the next stop.
Those watered down Anchor Steams, Gilroy Garlic Fries and Say Hey! Willie Mays Sausages had my stomach on the warpath, so I left the Giants game in the 7th inning, but I didn't make it home...I totally did a duncan hines on that train. I knew I should have flagged down a cab instead of taking MUNI.

I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.
by The Baltimore Chewy Mack June 10, 2008
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dunican

lesbian will large forehead;often called eight-head.
Many knew this Dunican was no fun until she drinks the horny juice.
by Toucan Sam March 4, 2003
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Dunch

To be a complete idiot or retard. It is a funnier way to say douche or douche bag.

(see dunch-bag or dunchery)
bob- hey whats up guys wanna hang out?

hank- hell no your to much of a dunch.

peter- yeah go be a dunch-bag some where else.
by Kitten Biscuits November 25, 2009
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Dunch

it is the between lunch and dinner meal. Just like "brunch" is typically the between breakfast and lunch meal.
Let's go out for some dunch.

Is it time for dunch yet?
by Carmen Di~~~ August 30, 2005
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