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Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.
Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.
by Dave Inc February 14, 2007
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draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
by Ryan May 12, 2004
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Dodge Dully

It is an incredibly huge ass, not attractice at all.
by Sally Jane February 13, 2010
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dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011
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Dodgehog

A hedgehog or other spiked mammal that refuses to pay debts.
You know that Henry Hedgehog is a real Dodgehog. He got his tricycle clamped and refused to pay the fine!!! What a douche.
by baconsolo September 23, 2012
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Dogearific

When Doges bork at least 5 times in a row and don't stop.
That dog is Dogearific
by TheDarkAsNight December 9, 2016
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dodge nigga

by Chanskiee April 11, 2017
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