What am I doing with my life

I don't know anymore

Person 1: what am I doing with my life
Person 2: im not your therapist how the hell did you get in my house

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

what da dog doin

a meme; when your dog eats a child

So anyways, I was down on my knees, ponytail in my hair- WhAt dA doG doiN?!

by slap cheese on a bald head December 1, 2021

Doing the Dirty

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.

So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

You're doin' it wrong

When someone, often an emo poser, tries to "fit in" with a fad or style, but fail epicly or when someone tries to cut themselves with an iPod, when someone tries to make a lolcat pic and uses proper grammar, when someone runs the right way in the Special Olympics.

"Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"

by Kickimanjaro April 14, 2008

doing a costin

to rush headlong into a suicidal career spin, then burn every bridge in sight including the one you're standing on, whilst providing some fleeting entertainment to your colleagues.

Wow, Jerry Maguire really should have thought it through before doing a costin.

Fuck me, Buck really felt the sting when Dave did a costin...

by Lou06 July 7, 2006

Delingpole

An individual suffering from delusions of intellectual adequacy.

I tried talking about evolution to a young earth creationist the other day. Man, he was a serious delingpole.

by PaddyMcG May 6, 2012

Dobing

Having a massive spaz attack, or getting very angry about something. Showing characteristics of a doberman pincher.

Dude, Gerrit is dobing so badly right now.

well you did just put your penis on his new truck.

by dobmaster June 12, 2009