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Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.
Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"
by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009
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distiller

See ghetto fly. Boo-yeah!
Damn, that distiller, hes so ghetto fly!
by Tom September 13, 2004
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Social Distancing

A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering
Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.

America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?
by ProbleMaker JP April 29, 2020
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Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.
Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"
by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017
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Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.
Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.
by Starr27 May 10, 2012
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Long Distance Lover

A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.
Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...
by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009
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Brendan DiStefano

a young jewish musician who only replies to his amazing friend lisa's texts when he's bored or about to fall asleep. he also chooses to randomly poke her in the hallways, and then make a run for it before she can even say hi. oh and he also likes her and jschoug's nachos/milkshakes.
-yo i texted that kid, no reply of course!
-such a Brendan DiStefano eh
by annieonniemoose. November 12, 2010
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