Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

Moon-Cucked

An individual who sacrifices their personal pride for the sake of the larger goal or mission.

"While his crewmates Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong touched down on the moon in the lunar lander on July 20, 1969, Michael Collins Moon-Cucked and piloted the Columbia Command Module as it stayed in lunar orbit."

by Jesús de Pollò January 28, 2024

Tyler Caskey

The man of my dreams

Tyler caskey is the man of my dreams

by Groupielovebylanadelrey April 21, 2024

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 12, 2024

Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024

Leo Cucked Matthews

The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis

Hey man do you know what happen to jim?
YEAH BRO HIS NEW NAME IS LEO CUCKED MATTHEWS

by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024

Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.

It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,

by Ateenwithadream March 3, 2024